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I used to Believe that Somebody someday Could Change The World in a positive way, then I realized I Am Somebody. ~~~~~~~~~~~ This BluntPhrazez canvas Print is sure to make a Unique statement in Any space. It's hand-stretched on a poly-cotton blend Canvas with a matte finish coating. •...

We express our Godliness not by words, but by the Giving of our actions. ~~~~~~~~~~~ This makes for a great BluntPhrazez T-Shirt. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a Unique...

Success and Hard work never sleep in. ~~~~~~~~~~~ This BluntPhrazez canvas Print is sure to make a Unique statement in Any space. It's hand-stretched on a poly-cotton blend Canvas with a matte finish coating. • Fade-resistant • 20.5 mil-thick poly-cotton blend canvas • Hand-stretched • Hand-glued...

Patience, Awareness, Love. The Root of All things. ~~~~~~~~~~~ A unique BluntPhrazez statement in Your favorite area of the House, Office, Board Room, School, Information Desk, Concert, Events, Special Occasions, University's, Band Jam rooms, Trade Shows, etc. And you can even hang em on the...

How Ebony do I have 2 Be, B4 I can Embrace the Royalty in me? ~~~~~~~~~~~ Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, your evening tea, or something in between – this BluntPhrazez Mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher. • Ceramic •...

Inspirational Prayers 2 self: You're a dick. God Loves U. Be Good. Things not 2 say 2 others: You're a dick. God Loves U. Be Good. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, your evening tea, or something in between – this BluntPhrazez Mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a...

If Humans are Only 1% Smarter than Apes, and If Space aliens are 1% Smarter than Humans, what's that Say about Humans?~~~~~~~~~~~ This BluntPhrazez canvas Print is sure to make a Unique statement in Any space. It's hand-stretched on a poly-cotton blend Canvas with a matte finish coating. •...

If Prayers were toilet paper in the bathroom of God's Love I'd be using rolls at a time.~~~~~~~~~~~ This makes for a great BluntPhrazez T-Shirt. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to...

Quotes are over rated when compared to hugs. ~~~~~~~~~~~ This BluntPhrazez canvas Print is sure to make a Unique statement in Any space. It's hand-stretched on a poly-cotton blend Canvas with a matte finish coating. • Fade-resistant • 20.5 mil-thick poly-cotton blend canvas • Hand-stretched •...