Dear citizen, Please enjoy our flavored programming while we adjust your consented reality. Signed, your government ~~~~~~~~~~~ Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, your evening tea, or something in between – this BluntPhrazez Mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print...

Insane Laws don't stop Crazy Criminals. Or Smart Ones, Look at the Governments. ~~~~~~~~~~~ A unique BluntPhrazez statement in Your favorite area of the House, Office, Board Room, School, Information Desk, Concert, Events, Special Occasions, University's, Band Jam rooms, Trade Shows, etc. And you...

I'm so selective of my friends, sometimes I don't even hang out with myself. ~~~~~~~~~~~ This BluntPhrazez canvas Print is sure to make a Unique statement in Any space. It's hand-stretched on a poly-cotton blend Canvas with a matte finish coating. • Fade-resistant • 20.5 mil-thick poly-cotton...

I'm so delusional, sometimes I Think God Loves us All Unconditionally. ___________ This BluntPhrazez canvas Print is sure to make a Unique statement in Any space. It's hand-stretched on a poly-cotton blend canvas with a matte finish coating. • Fade-resistant • 20.5 mil-thick poly-cotton blend...

If my weapons are truth, knowledge and freedom will you still try to disarm me? ~~~~~~~~~~~ This makes for a great BluntPhrazez T-Shirt. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a...

Give a Little Love. Get A little Love. it All Adds Up. ~~~~~~~~~~~ This makes for a great BluntPhrazez T-Shirt. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite! • 100% ringspun...

We express our Godliness not by words, but by the Giving of our actions. ~~~~~~~~~~~ A unique BluntPhrazez statement in Your favorite area of the House, Office, Board Room, School, Information Desk, Concert, Events, Special Occasions, University's, Band Jam rooms, Trade Shows, etc. And you can...

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If this is the land Of the free, when we're done praying, why can't I say 'In the name Of the Holy Rainbow farts'? Be nice 2 change it up every few millennium Or so. ~~~~~~~~~~~ This BluntPhrazez canvas Print is sure to make a Unique statement in Any space. It's hand-stretched on a poly-cotton...

My Ego, like Other Parts Of me, is Bigger than average. You've been warned. P.S. You're Welcome. ~~~~~~~~~~~ A unique BluntPhrazez statement in Your favorite area of the House, Office, Board Room, School, Information Desk, Concert, Events, Special Occasions, University's, Band Jam rooms, Trade...